
A horrible virus has spread,
and a worldwide genetic mutation
has made the world’s people undead.
Pandemic-style zombification!
Immune to the zombies’ disease,
and alone, on the brink of insanity,
Will Smith, of the zombies, decrees
that “they’ve lost any sign of humanity!”
That’s not the impression I got.
Mr. Smith, do you think that perhaps
you missed, or just maybe forgot
‘bout the part where they learned to build traps?