Top 10 Signs Your Apostle is Cheating on You

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

In regards to yesterday’s post, some new evidence has come to light suggesting that this book has the most depressing cover of the year, and not MTV’s Wuthering Heights.

P.S. Spiritual Facials?  I bet there’s already a Usenet group in the works…


Comments

9-16-03 · 1:04 am

fink says:

Sweet Jebus, what next?
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9-16-03 · 2:55 am

Zombie Claire says:

they said it is too big and it doesn’t make sense.

Instinctively, American teens know to reject the word of God!

9-16-03 · 12:00 pm

MongoLloyd says:

Jesus only loves the pretty girls.

9-19-03 · 7:18 am

sadturkey says:

holy mother of god. i was made ill there for more than a few moments. i wonder if jesus could help my butt stay cleaner, because my face is fine…