Still

Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Waiting for the subway today I saw an ad for Jennifer Lopez’s new fragrance (read: odor), Still.  It read, “In the eye of the storm I am… Still.”

No doubt, the calm before the storm is this period in between Gigli and the release of her next crappy movie, Jersey Girl.  Enjoy it while it lasts, J.Lo.

But if you’re planning on producing a sequence of ads based on the above slogan, might I offer a few more?

“My boyfriend’s brain activity, like the vast reaches of space, is… Still.”

“My career will soon be like a dead fetus… Still.”

“I will grow old and drink my sorrows away all thanks to a… Still.”


Comments

10-7-03 · 1:03 am

Zombie Claire says:

Oh she should not have picked “Still” it rhymes with “Swill”—I can see the headlines now from the nation’s top perfume critics!!!
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10-7-03 · 9:19 am

Llord says:

I am the world’s most annoying actress/singer/model/dancer.....still.