To the guy at work who always hocks a giant spitball into the urinal before peeing: you look like a horse’s ass.
Also, stop staring at your own wang.
Hey! That’s me… :@
Wait, I spit WHILE I’m peeing. Never mind.
And for the record, I love my wang. -----
i love your wang too :$
Man, I do that all the time too. It’s a way of marking your territory. But I don’t stair at my dong, I’m actually pretending to put a fire out.
@ bobdole.
Dude, WTF!?
If I had a wang, every day would be the first day of ..... ah… forget it.
...wangsday?
...wangsgiving?
Ha!
Oooooo, I wanna wangentine.
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Ryan says:
Hey! That’s me… :@
Wait, I spit WHILE I’m peeing. Never mind.
And for the record, I love my wang.
-----
bobdole says:
i love your wang too :$
Lester Browhorn says:
Man, I do that all the time too. It’s a way of marking your territory. But I don’t stair at my dong, I’m actually pretending to put a fire out.
Ryan says:
@ bobdole.
Dude, WTF!?
patricia says:
If I had a wang, every day would be the first day of ..... ah… forget it.
Robot Johnny says:
...wangsday?
Glen says:
...wangsgiving?
patricia says:
Ha!
Oooooo, I wanna wangentine.