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Not Me

Idea stolen from Pony.

I might never be the kind of person who...

• Wakes at the crack of dawn
• Needs a cup of coffee every day
• Remembers birthdays
• Can keep a datebook
• Has the perfect pair of jeans
• Watches sports
• Has enough music
• Understands and benefits from investment banking
• Knows his claret from a Beaujolais
• Enjoys beach vacations
• Eats a balanced breakfast
• Knows when to stop
• Makes a mean meatloaf
• Gets a piercing
• Buys a car
• Remembers to call you back

(and also several of Pony’s...)