Back in high school I went skinny-dipping with this girl I was friends with. We never went out or anything, we were just friends. Fast forward to 5 years later, I bump into her at a party. “Let me introduce you to my husband”, she says. “Hello, I’m Pat, nice to meet you”, says the husband. The very first thing I say to this guy was, “I’ve seen you wife nude!”.
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scaredofbees says:
Back in high school I went skinny-dipping with this girl I was friends with. We never went out or anything, we were just friends. Fast forward to 5 years later, I bump into her at a party. “Let me introduce you to my husband”, she says. “Hello, I’m Pat, nice to meet you”, says the husband. The very first thing I say to this guy was, “I’ve seen you wife nude!”.
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Lu says:
HA! That is funny. You should have yelled out, “I know what your nipple looks like!”
patricia says:
makes me think of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine sends out Christmas cards with one of her titties showing. didn’t she get the nickname “Nip”?
paperfingers says:
i think your website is malfunctioning. it says you only gave roadhouse 2 stars!?