In With The Old
Tuesday, November 11, 2003While Toronto welcomes in its new mayor and The Armchair Garbageman tidies his desk for his new boss, I have suddenly developed a new system of judging mayoral candidates that I must try and remember for the next municipal election—the cuteness factor.
There is much talk about Miller’s victory over Tory here in the big city (I did my part and voted for Super-Mayor), but let’s not forget our neighbours in Mississauga who once again re-elected warhorse Hazel McCallion. At 82 years old, she’s been running Mississauga debt-free since 1978. And is it any wonder? Look at her—she’s adorable! She’s like a little municipal leprechaun! I just wanna reach out and squeeze her cheeks! (Yes, yes, your dirty jokes are welcome and anticipated)
emily says:
I did, in fact, click on the “Super-Mayor” link, but didn’t realize it was the actual front cover.......Christ. It’s even worse. How much do you think he bribed them for?
[The statements expressed are solely opinion and should not be mistaken for libel and/or slander, Mr. Miller’s lawyer.]
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em says:
Well, clearly NOW magazine (or should I write ‘newspaper’) found Miller adorable enough to give him the front page.
Soon it’ll be the centerforld for Playgirl. And then the city will be aboil with that ever-so-exciting debate over pornography.
I didn’t pay attention to EYE magazine. Did they also give Miller the front page?
Robot Johnny says:
You obviously didn’t click on the “Super-Mayor” link!
AG says:
The Eye and the Now have been on their knees in front of Miller in the same way that the Sun and Sue Ann-Levy were blowing the Tory camp from day one.
(The statements expressed are soley the opinion of emily and should not be mistaken for libel and/or slander, Mr. Media lawyers.)
kartooner says:
I’m having nostalgic flashes to Wizard of Oz.
*sigh*