If one more person tells me I look like Canadian Idol winner Ryan Malcolm I am going to get contact lenses and shave my head. No, Uncle Brian. Sorry, co-worker Carolyn. That’s right, Patricia. And creepy old man on the street—I am not him.
You should go to fancy, upscale bars, get drunk and scream at people, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Ryan Malcolm goddammit!” His reputation will be ruined!
don’t worry dude you’re hot anyways
I love this website I have something to do in computer class
you’re cool
1-19-04 · 4:20 am
Llord says:
So on Saturday Jodi and I were sitting in Starbucks in Yorkville (pretending to be snobs) and she said “look, isn’t that Robot Johnny?” and I looked and there was Ryan Malcolm walking down the street.
I get told about every day by complete strangers that I look like Ryan malcolm, so I feel your pain. If you want I will send you a pic, trust me, you won’t feel so bad.
Keith says:
Wow - Anyone ever tell you you look like that Ryan Malcom guy? You know The Canadian Idol winner?
Sorry - couldn’t resist.
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Daisy Pie says:
Seperated at birth?
Kevin says:
jesus dude thats spooky
blamb says:
You should go to fancy, upscale bars, get drunk and scream at people, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Ryan Malcolm goddammit!” His reputation will be ruined!
kevin says:
you thin that’s bad:
i had a lady tell me i look just like Elton John with my glasses off.
ugh.
Eme says:
That happened to me too! I said the same, and then I met a friend I hadn`t seen or a long time, he said
That even ing I shaved my head…
ryanluvah89 says:
i KnEw U R HIM SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
patricia says:
Ahhhh, quit yer belly-achin’. I was once told I looked like Brett Butler from “Grace Under Fire”. You got off easy.
Robot Johnny says:
Oh no, Patricia—not true at all. But Kevin, I’m sorry, I can see the Elton John.
Looks like I need to start shaving my head.
edna million says:
i was once compared to Liza Minelli. oh the pain.
Jess says:
don’t worry dude you’re hot anyways
I love this website I have something to do in computer class
you’re cool
Llord says:
So on Saturday Jodi and I were sitting in Starbucks in Yorkville (pretending to be snobs) and she said “look, isn’t that Robot Johnny?” and I looked and there was Ryan Malcolm walking down the street.
Chad says:
I get told about every day by complete strangers that I look like Ryan malcolm, so I feel your pain. If you want I will send you a pic, trust me, you won’t feel so bad.