At work I’m working on a special on underground comics for BookTV. While scanning in textures and images from some old comic books I couldn’t help but admire one of those old ads for gags and prizes.
This particular ad, “Super Prizes or Cash” had many things I could trade in for selling Christmas cards and giftwrap to my close friends and family.
The best item? X-Ray specs? Hot Pepper Chewing Gum? 2-Man Mountain Tent?
The choice is clear. None of those items even come close to this:

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