Enemy, Thy Name is Spam

Sunday, March 21, 2004

We all hate spam, don’t we?  One of the reasons it bothers me so much is not because it is an annoyance to get rid of, taking up valuable space in my inbox.  I have a special dislike for spam simply because as much as I want to hate it, sometimes it makes me smile just reading the names in the From: field.

Here I present to you, my top ten favourite Spam e-mail culprits… direct from my inbox:

  1. Groupie Bang
  2. Betty Pagan
  3. Pamela Dickme
  4. Elaine Tasty
  5. Teresa Jugs
  6. Nicolas Schwarzeneggar (sic)
  7. Lickme Cherry
  8. Jerry Fakamule
  9. Regina Slideit
  10. Donna Getsum

Comments

3-22-04 · 11:21 am

zedzdead says:

Have you ordered these by your favorites?  I’d have Pamela top and Lickme as runner up.
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3-22-04 · 11:24 am

Robot Johnny says:

These are in order.  Donna Getsum is by far my fave…

4-7-04 · 10:22 am

james says:

Reminds me of a TV news item I saw linked on the internet where one of the people interviewed gave his name as “Haywood Jablome” and they put it on the little graphic that ran across the bottom of the screen. It was priceless!