Even the kind with the juicy syrupy juice inside that used to squirt out when you bit into it, filling your mouth with such intensely concentrated sugar that your teeth shrieked (silently) and your heart rate immediately rose to a million and a half bpm?
9-8-03 · 6:39 am
ry says:
And then, of course, lost ALL remnants of flavour within thirteen seconds and started to strain your jaw muscles with its shocking toughitude?
(Yes, I teach small children how to speak proper English; mock away.)
Zombie Claire says:
I hate gum! It’s sticky!!
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ry says:
Even the kind with the juicy syrupy juice inside that used to squirt out when you bit into it, filling your mouth with such intensely concentrated sugar that your teeth shrieked (silently) and your heart rate immediately rose to a million and a half bpm?
ry says:
And then, of course, lost ALL remnants of flavour within thirteen seconds and started to strain your jaw muscles with its shocking toughitude?
(Yes, I teach small children how to speak proper English; mock away.)
Matt says:
How small are these children?
Zombie Claire says:
Yes I hate all gums they are not tasty to me! Ever
Ry says:
The children in question are quite small, quite small indeed.