Back Off Man, I’m a Scientist
Thursday, January 15, 2004Some friends and I caught a screening of Ghostbusters at thre Revue Cinema last night. We had such a great time—why don’t they make comedies like that anymore? Even though I own the movie and we’ve all seen it at least 20 times each, we still laughed at every single line, even the ones we most aniticipated…
“Listen… do you smell something?”
Joe says:
“Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say ‘YES!’”
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Joe says:
“I think we should split up.”
“Good idea.”
“Yeah, we can do more damage that way/”
Robot Johnny says:
“I feel so funky.”
kartooner says:
“I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people......actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.”
“Well, no sense worrying about it now.”
“Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.”
Joe says:
“Mother pus bucket!”
Joe says:
“You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.”
“I blame myself.”
“So do I.”
Joe says:
“Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.”
“That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”
Robot Johnny says:
“The flowers are STILL standing!”
kevin says:
“Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon… what’ve you got left?”
“Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
Robot Johnny says:
“let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!”
Joe says:
“24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.”
Joe says:
“Generally, you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
Joe says:
“Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?”
“Do I?”
“Yes, have some.”
“Yes, have some.”
Robot Johnny says:
“You’re right. No human being would stack books like this.”
Fink says:
“Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?”
Oh bugger, wrong movie!
Joe says:
“We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue.”
“Oh, Okay.”
Robot Johnny says:
“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
Joe says:
“You can’t park this here! You can’t park this here!!”
Robot Johnny says:
“Must be some cockroach.”
“Bite your head off, man.”
Joe says:
“Whoooaaaaaa! Nice shootin’ , Tex!”
Robot Johnny says:
“Don’t look directly at the trap.”
“I looked at the trap, Ray.”
lucia says:
hahaha you guys are too funny!
Joe says:
“Are you the Keymaster?”
“Not that I know of.”
Joe says:
“Are you the Keymaster?”
“Yes! Actually I’m a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.”
Joe says:
“Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any, and all, supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.”
“That ought to do it. Thanks very much, Ray.”
Joe says:
“Are you the men from the University?”
“Yes. I’m Dr. Venkman, Dr. Stantz, Egon.”