An Open Letter to Sandra Oh

Friday, January 30, 2004

Sandra,

I am asking that you leave your new husband Alexander Payne and marry me.  I can’t promise that I will be able to make a movie as good as Election, but I can promise that I won’t ever make a stinker like About Schmidt.

I make a mean turkey sandwich, and I always leave the seat down.

Until I hear from you, I will continue to love you from afar and eagerly await your response.

Yours forever,
Robot Johnny


Comments

1-30-04 · 1:04 am

Zombie Claire says:

Sandra Oh is totally not that hot, you could do better, like maybe Katherine Isabel
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1-30-04 · 3:12 am

Robot Johnny says:

Hush!  That’s my future wife you’re talking about.

1-30-04 · 4:19 am

Zombie Claire says:

So sorry !!! I’m sure you will have very artistic babies, I’ll make you some muffins. (for the shower)

1-30-04 · 7:40 am

Ana says:

*sigh* i love Sandra too. did you love her in Under the Tuscan Sun?? i did!

- short-time reader, first time commenter

1-31-04 · 8:57 am

erika says:

I don’t think Sandra Oh is all that either but she’s come a long way from “Double Happiness”.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109655/

2-1-04 · 2:24 am

Sharyn says:

I have to admit...I haven’t seen her in anything *since* Double Happiness. But I’ve always thought that was a cute film.

2-3-04 · 11:33 am

Troy says:

Check out “Last Night” if you haven’t already since Sandra is in it.  Great Don McKellar movie.