Let’s All Hate Toronto
Saturday, March 29, 2008 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Albert Nerenberg, Rob Spence
If this guy’s representative
of all that is Toronto,
then point me t’wards the hate club
and initiate me pronto.
Stardust
Saturday, March 29, 2008 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Matthew Vaughn
As hard as it tried
It’s no Princess Bride
No Country for Old Men
Sunday, March 9, 2008 · 1 Comment
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Joel Coen, Ethan coen
Thrilling and powerful, Javier rocks, he
deserves every plaudit and rave.
That being said, it’s The Hudsucker Proxy
that stands as my Coen-brand fave.
Atonement
Sunday, March 9, 2008 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Joe Wright
Why the hell is Keira Knightley,
mantis eyes, and teeth unsightly,
on the poster, posing as if she’s the movie’s lead?
Keira pulls a pouty phone-in,
when compared to Saoirse Ronan
who, herself, belongs upon the poster, I’ve decreed.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Sunday, March 9, 2008 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Andrew Dominik
Its greatest feat I can report is
lifelike (deathlike?) rigor mortis.
Michael Clayton
Sunday, March 9, 2008 · 1 Comment
IMDb
2008 · Directed by Tony Gilroy
I admit that almost surely
If I was, instead, a girlie
Watching actor Georgie Clooney
I’d be all ablush and swooney.
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