
“Poor Eli, my boy!
I thought I explained.
That land has been had and already been drained.
If you have a milkshake, and I have one too,
and I have a straw, d’you know what I do?
There it is, that’s a straw.
Do you see? Watch it, son.
As it reaches its way ‘cross the room it’s begun
to drink from your milkshake right out of your cup.
Yes, I drink your milkshake!
I drink it right up!”

Our motorist hero is struck
with road rage and lots of bad luck.
It’s sort of like Jaws,
but different because
instead of a shark, there’s a truck.