The Simpsons Movie
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by David Silverman
Bart cracked wise and Homer D’ohh’d.
A 90-minute episode.
Still, I found it entertaining.
You win this round, Mr. Groening.
The Lake House
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 2 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Alejandro Agresti
Keanu Reeves
gives me the heaves.
This Film is Not Yet Rated
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Kirby Dick
The industry has too much sway
With their “family values” today.
As an artist it sucks.
If there’s too many “fuck"s
You’ll offend the M-P-double-A
Live Free or Die Hard
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Len Wiseman
The maddest Die Hard sequel yet.
John McClaine! He fights a jet!
Music and Lyrics
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Marc Lawrence
I honestly know that I can’t
be expecting too much from Hugh Grant,
But he should just quit
after this piece of piece of shit.
And that is the end of my rant.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by David Yates
Fiennes, the perfect Voldemort,
is evil, dark, and hauntin’.
But scarier is Umbridge when
played by Imelda Staunton.
Spider-Man 3
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 0 Comments
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Sam Raimi
Though it prob’ly made a killin’
what’s with villain after villain?
Far too many to keep track.
Raimi, don’t become a hack!
It would be a painful shocker,
ending up like Joel Schumacher.
(I am filled with hate for that man
and the way he ruined Batman.)
Ratatouille
Friday, September 7, 2007 · 1 Comment
IMDb
2007 · Directed by Brad Bird
Pixar’s best movie by far’s
enough to forgive them for Cars.
Hi there!
RobotJohnny.com is the personal weblog of Toronto illustrator and cartoonist John Martz. Read more...
The blog is made up of regular entries, Cinema Toast movie reviews, and Warm-Up Drawings.
Mailing List
Twitter Updates
Follow me on Twitter.
