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Casino Royale

Your favourite secret agent man
from straight across the pond.
When duty calls, he’s sure to go
above and quite beyond.
Of vodka, guns, and women too,
this double-O is fond.
At poker games it’s like he has
some kind of magic wand.

In every film and every book,
(and sequels they have spawned)
we’ve never seen the hero look
just quite so buff and blond.
Our man, he has been Rogered,
he’s been Pierced, and also Sean’d.
And now that he’s been Danieled
Is he still the same old Bond?

I’ve seen the movie now, and so
I feel I can respond.
Another “reimagining”
that Hollywood has pawned
onto the waiting public, and
this time I don’t feel conned.
It may not be the shortest, but
at least I never yawned.

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